Poop Alerts 2.2 What is Poop Alerts?

Poop Alerts is client/server application set that pops up Triumph the

Insult Comic Dog on a remote computer, and then poops on it. The client

(Poop Alert Client, the app with the gray icon) runs hidden in the

background of any Macintosh unfortunate enough to be installed on. The

admin app (Poop Alert Admin) then connects to this client over the

network, and poops on it. How do I use Poop Alerts?

Install the client on any Macintosh with Mac OS X 10.3 or higher and a

network connection (Internet or LAN). Launch the client on that

computer. It runs in the background, so it may look like nothing has

happened when you launch it. For best results, add the Poop Alert Client

to the login items of the user. Now, go to your computer, and launch

the admin. You will be presented with a list of Poop Alert Clients that

you can connect to. Choose one, and then press "Connect". Or, press

"Other..." and type in the IP address of the Mac you have installed the

client on. Now, choose how you want to poop on the client from the popup

menu, and press "Poop Upon!". You can also kill the client on the

remote Mac if it appears your life may be threatened. If you want to use

Poop Alerts from behind a firewall over TCP/IP, open port 4963. Version 2.2 is now Universal Binary. It is backwards compatible with version 2.1 and 2.0. Disclaimer:

I make no guarantees about this app. It may destroy you, your computer,

your friends computer, your cat, your credit rating, etc. I am in no way

responsible for ANYTHING tragic happening to you or anyone you choose

to torture with this app. Use at your own risk. Poop Alerts is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the

application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as

no fee is collected. NOTE: Poop Alerts 2.x is *not* compatible with Poop

Alerts 1.0. You will need to use Poop Alerts Client 2.x to poop on

people with Poop Alerts Admin 2.x.