Poop Alerts 2.2
What is Poop Alerts?
Poop Alerts is client/server application set that pops up Triumph the
Insult Comic Dog on a remote computer, and then poops on it. The client
(Poop Alert Client, the app with the gray icon) runs hidden in the
background of any Macintosh unfortunate enough to be installed on. The
admin app (Poop Alert Admin) then connects to this client over the
network, and poops on it.
How do I use Poop Alerts?
Install the client on any Macintosh with Mac OS X 10.3 or higher and a
network connection (Internet or LAN). Launch the client on that
computer. It runs in the background, so it may look like nothing has
happened when you launch it. For best results, add the Poop Alert Client
to the login items of the user. Now, go to your computer, and launch
the admin. You will be presented with a list of Poop Alert Clients that
you can connect to. Choose one, and then press "Connect". Or, press
"Other..." and type in the IP address of the Mac you have installed the
client on. Now, choose how you want to poop on the client from the popup
menu, and press "Poop Upon!". You can also kill the client on the
remote Mac if it appears your life may be threatened. If you want to use
Poop Alerts from behind a firewall over TCP/IP, open port 4963.
Version 2.2 is now Universal Binary. It is backwards compatible with version 2.1 and 2.0.
I make no guarantees about this app. It may destroy you, your computer,
your friends computer, your cat, your credit rating, etc. I am in no way
responsible for ANYTHING tragic happening to you or anyone you choose
to torture with this app. Use at your own risk.
Poop Alerts is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the
application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as
no fee is collected.
NOTE: Poop Alerts 2.x is *not* compatible with Poop
Alerts 1.0. You will need to use Poop Alerts Client 2.x to poop on
people with Poop Alerts Admin 2.x.