The Lonesome Electric Chicken 3.1

"It is amazing what passes for wisdom in the mind of this developer."

—mikereed, via VersionTracker comment

(Well, you're nobody until somebody hates you)

 

What is The Lonesome Electric Chicken?

The Lonesome Electric Chicken is a time and life wasting application that spews forth a gathering of quotations. That's it. Don't look any farther into it than that.

Currently there are only about 70 quotes in the chicken pile. These are quotations that appeal to me personally, and may not jive with your own individual tastes. Some folks may enjoy them, others will most assuredly not. The Lonesome Electric Chicken is not intended to be a spiritually or morally uplifting application, although you may find it to be so anyway

Why is The Lonesome Electric Chicken?

Because I have no girlfriend, obviously. And after writing this app, it is highly unlikely that I ever will.

Quoth the Chicken?

Nevermore.

How do I use it?

Just double click the chicken to launch it. 'Nuff said. There are some options and stuff in the preferences window.

The Lonesome Electric Chicken expunds it's wisdom...

How much does it cost?

Free, of course. Although you can always donate some cash if you want.

System Requirements:

Mac OS X 10.2 or higher and an open mind.

Usage:

The Lonesome Electric Chicken is 159% Freeware. Lonesome Electric Chicken may be freely distributed, as long as no fees are collected for it. You do not have to contact StimpSoft™ or the author for permission to distribute this application. Actually, I would prefer it if you just left me alone. Really.

Disclaimer:

StimpSoft™ and its "employees" are NOT responsible for any damage, loss, tooth-decay, sexual dysfunction, warts, plague of locusts or cat infestation that may occur from using this application.

Download The Lonesome Electric Chicken 3.2
Requires Mac OS X 10.4 or higher
Size: 704k

Download The Lonesome Electric Chicken Source Code
Size: 528k

Download The Lonesome Electric 3.1
(for Mac OS X 10.3)

Extra Quote Sets:
These are only compatible with LEC 3.x or higher
Simply unzip the file, then double click to install.

Haiku Set
By Charles Payne

 

 

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