What is PowerOrgasm X?
PowerOrgasm X is a port of an old System 7 extension for the Macintosh, called PowerOrgasm. When running, your Macintosh laptop will have an orgasm (Meg Ryan from When Harry Met Sally) any time the power cord is plugged in.
How do I use PowerOrgasm X?
First, this app only works with laptop Macs, like the PowerBook and iBook. Don’t even bother with it if you don’t have a Mac with a battery. Now, to use it, simply double click the PowerOrgasm icon. It’s a faceless background app, so it will look as if nothing has happened. If your laptop is currently plugged into the power supply, unplug it so it’s running on battery power. Now plug the power cord back in. Viola!
To quit PowerOrgasm X, simply open up the Terminal application and type in: killall QUIT “PowerOrgasm” If that doesn’t work, simply choose “Log Out” from the Apple menu, then log back in. You can also kill it using the Activity Monitor application found in /Applications/Utilities. Version 1.3 works on more laptops. Thanks to Max Stahl for the help.
PowerOrgasm was originally created by Frank Price and Mark Weaver for the Classic Mac OS. I have no idea when it was written.
I make no guarantees about this app. It may destroy you, your computer, your friends computer, your cat, your credit rating, etc. I am in no way responsible for ANYTHING tragic happening to you or anyone you choose to torture with this app. Use at your own risk. PowerOrgasm X is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as no fee is collected.