iCat 2.0

(formerly known as Cat.app)

What is iCat?

iCat is the OS X version of one of the dumbest applications on the planet, Cat.app,

which I wrote in 1972 for the Classic Mac OS. This totally useless

waste of bits is a floating cat head that lets out various quotes,

noises, and smells. Note: prolonged use can lead to spontaneous

decapitation. How do I use iCat?

Simply double click the iCat icon to launch. You can adjust the activity

level, window placement and shadow via the Preferences (under the iCat

menu item). Why would I want to use iCat?

Good question. Why did you write iCat?

Choose one of the following:

1) My parents never bought me a pony.

2) I enjoy being insulted at MacWorld events.

3) I can’t talk to girls.

4) It’s a desperate cry for attention.

5) I’m on drugs.

6) My cat is on drugs.

7) I didn’t write anything. You’re on drugs. Disclaimer:

I make no guarantees about this app. It may destroy you, your computer,

your friends computer, your cat, your credit rating, etc. I am in no way

responsible for ANYTHING tragic happening to you or anyone you choose

to torture with this app. Use at your own risk. iCat is 159% freeware. You may redistribute the

application as you see fit, without notification to myself, as long as

no fee is collected. Why you would want to is another matter.